連載:【我和她們的異常關係】 (by 一郎)
我叫阿心,呢個名係死鬼我豆老幫我改既,又可以話係我阿媽逼我老豆改既。因為佢埋怨我老豆對佢冇心,但又鬼咁花心,特登要佢幫我改呢個名,等佢日日都以此為鑑,真係搵我黎搞。呢個名聽起黎真係有D娘娘地,有D女性化,完全配合唔到我呢個堂堂男子漢,我曾經想過去改名,去到入境處度問,佢地要我填好多好多既form,仲要宣誓。我呢份人最鬼怕宣誓,因為我唔鍾意食生菜,亦都因為我唔鍾意對任何人做出承諾,我覺得呢D係一種好戇居既行為,你信得過我既,你就唔應該要我宣誓,你唔信我就唔好要我應承你D乜野,真係搵黎搞!我仲記得果個入境處職員問我想改咩名?我心諗,關你鬼事呀?我又唔識你,你又唔識我,你問咁多野黎做乜先?但係我見佢個樣都生得幾唔錯,咁咪同佢爹多兩句囉。「先生,你住係邊度咖?」佢咁都仲要問,我咪寫左係張form度囉,我心諗,佢攞明就係想媾我。佢都算係好彩囉,因為我呢份人好易話為,我完全唔介意女方採取主動,我更唔會覺得佢地cheap,要知道男歡女愛係平常不過既事,根本就冇得揀,亦都唔可以「棄權」,亦都唔會有人咁豬,咁變態去學人棄權,真係會棄權既人,一係就係世外高人,一係就係冇人吼既人,為左保存面子,所以懶清高,不食人間煙火。但係我會專重佢地既決定,但係佢既人生一定唔會比我精彩,因為佢地唔會知道,亦都未曾試過咩叫做靈魂既最高點。我真係戥佢地難過,亦都戥佢地既父母不值!「先生,你係度簽個名丫。」佢把聲都算係幾甜,可惜有D造作,無啦啦高八度黎講野,駛唔駛咁見外呀?話哂我由朝早到同佢對話果陣時,我地都算「相處」過丫。佢由唔係向我賣保險,駛唔駛咁高音黎同我講野呀?好多人都有個誤解,認為高八度講野就叫做有禮貌,都唔知邊鬼個諗出黎既?用高八度黎同我講野,我完全感受唔到佢既誠意,我只覺得佢得個「假」字。佢追得我既,就唔好咁假,大家唔拎出誠意黎,我真係好難同佢繼續落去咖喎,但係我畀面佢既美貌,我盡量去包容佢,接受左佢。「你等嗌名啦!」嗌名?嗌邊個名?嗌你個名定係我個名?係果陣時,我個腦裏面淨係得佢個名,王少霞。一個好似好簡單,但又好似好複習既名字。「先生,你個名......」佢有D怕怕地醜咁同我講。「咩事呀?」我好輕佻反問番佢。佢冇答我,只係搵支原子筆指住張form畀我睇,我沿住佢隻手,佢淨係油左光油兼有少少花既手指甲,跟住佢支原子筆一直望落佢,我見到「王少霞」三個字,實實在在寫左係我張form度......